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dorav · Joined: 25 May 2007 Posts: 3

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simplecreatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding planstake care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can bePresident. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to awater park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell youthe truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gasstation restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stopand think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People neverstare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut,blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. ! !Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff abouttanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open allyour own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act ofthoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are morethan enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unableto see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have toshave your face and neck.You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes --one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom ofchoice concerning growing a mustache.You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25minutes.No wonder men are happier.future lambo owner,, that will never happen.. and hay i am not going to type all that, so thats what copy and paste is about you fool, you probably would write it all.. xxxHAY PHIL, HI WOMAN CAN GET TO SLEEP WITH WOMAN AS WELL YOU KNOW. HEHEHEHEHEMR TREND, BUT YOU MUST ADMIT, WE ARE GREAT AT DRIVINGYOU MEN CRAZY

BossH · Joined: 09 Mar 2007 Posts: 2

heyy i tooo can copy and paste off the internet

LadyB · Joined: 24 Aug 2005 Posts: 5

Best of all, we get to date lovely ladies like yourself.Q: Why are men neccessary? A: Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

UncleJohn · Joined: 01 Aug 2006 Posts: 3

i love being a man Smile

wizjp7494 · Joined: 12 Jun 2005 Posts: 4

how true

Sam · Joined: 09 Dec 2004 Posts: 3

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25minutes.Sounds about right.

stephent · Joined: 01 Mar 2003 Posts: 5

You just made my day. Man, I'm glad to be male.

Ken_Russell2849 · Joined: 03 Apr 2004 Posts: 4

Dear Dad,Thank you so much for my "Y" chromosome. Sincerely,Your Son

RafaelP5674 · Joined: 22 Jun 2005 Posts: 3

yep, that pretty much sums it up. Thanks for the 2

Sue · Joined: 14 Jun 2006 Posts: 4

Plus, we get to sleep with women!On the othe hand, our challenges are greater. Ever tired to build a bridge? Its really really hard!

Rantagonist · Joined: 10 Dec 2005 Posts: 3

yea its great

Rhonda4676 · Joined: 18 May 2007 Posts: 8

YakRider · Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 4

Envious much? LOL!

AaronC · Joined: 11 Aug 2005 Posts: 6

I agree, women do it all.

NoahH · Joined: 09 Jul 2004 Posts: 6

I'm answering this with a ha ha just so it's easier to find later. I want to read it to my hubby. Too funny.