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Children's books that never made it to the presses (joke)?

 
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holleyROGER



Joined: 19 May 2006
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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 11:34 am    Post subject: Children's books that never made it to the presses (joke)? Reply with quote

You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little Sissy Who Snitched Some Kittens Can Fly Getting More Chocolate on Your Face Where Would You Like to Be Buried? Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her All Dogs Go to Hell The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking When Mommy and Daddy Don’t Know the Answer They Say God Did It Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog? Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends? Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver You Are Different and That’s Bad Pop Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad Babar Meets the Taxidermist Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mommy’s Purse The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear Barney: The Prison Years
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B-rad



Joined: 22 May 2006
Posts: 6

PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2006 5:32 pm    Post subject: Children's books that never made it to the presses (joke)? Reply with quote

Smile i like it
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ghetoprincess



Joined: 25 May 2006
Posts: 2

PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 11:31 pm    Post subject: Children's books that never made it to the presses (joke)? Reply with quote

haha class, hehe
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Nova



Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 7

PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2006 5:29 am    Post subject: Children's books that never made it to the presses (joke)? Reply with quote

I'd love to read some of these... *gg*
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Magz



Joined: 01 Jun 2006
Posts: 4

PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:27 am    Post subject: Children's books that never made it to the presses (joke)? Reply with quote

You have a twisted sense of humour and I like it! Very funny.
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DJL337n355orReubdawg



Joined: 04 Jun 2006
Posts: 4

PostPosted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:26 pm    Post subject: Children's books that never made it to the presses (joke)? Reply with quote

I want those books, now thats hillarious, all theese books relate to me.
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Karma4739



Joined: 07 Jun 2006
Posts: 3

PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:24 pm    Post subject: Children's books that never made it to the presses (joke)? Reply with quote

These are brilliant, the dark side of 3-9.Wish I'd had some of these as a kid!!!!!!
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rendezvous_rama



Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Posts: 6

PostPosted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:23 am    Post subject: Children's books that never made it to the presses (joke)? Reply with quote

Very nice! thank you!"TV Guide: After 11 PM"
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SirKnowalot



Joined: 14 Jun 2006
Posts: 8

PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:21 am    Post subject: Children's books that never made it to the presses (joke)? Reply with quote

Cried laughing and sent copies to similarlywarped members of the family. You've got me at it now with:What Katy did next with the unwantedpregnancy.The ABC of nuclear fission.How to change your Grandparents' WillBunty gets it every which way.101 ways to increase your pocket moneywithout physical violence.Why Robin Hood was wrong.Why washing yourself reduces your immunity to germs.1001 good excuses.How to get an alibi for almost everything.Begginers' Guide to Hostage-taking.How to train pets to increase your income.Etc. etc.
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cats



Joined: 17 Jun 2006
Posts: 6

PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:19 pm    Post subject: Children's books that never made it to the presses (joke)? Reply with quote

Funny! 10!
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