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AnthonyPugh
Joined: 09 Dec 2005
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 Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:12 am Post subject: Have you heard this one? Star if you think these are funny.? |
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| I was at the checkout of a Kmart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64.I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing and returned the money again. I gave her the money back again... same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.This happened in Austin at MoPac Blvd and Parmer Lane. They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.===================I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free.""They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free." She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.===================One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when oneOf them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"They Walk Among Us!===================While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking hi m up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff."They Walk Among Us!!===================I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week" He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."They Walk Among Us!===================My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.They Walk Among Us!===================My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multi p lied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.They Walk Among Us!===================I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went To the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"They Walk Among Us!===================While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."Yep, They Walk Among Us!===================They walk among us, AND they reproduce, and, worst of all,They VOTE |
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k-9fanatic
Joined: 11 Dec 2005
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| Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 10:29 pm Post subject: Have you heard this one? Star if you think these are funny.? |
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| Totally Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!How did you come up with these?????!!!!!!!! |
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Tess
Joined: 14 Dec 2005
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| Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:46 pm Post subject: Have you heard this one? Star if you think these are funny.? |
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| I've heard most of these before, but still funny! |
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younglady215
Joined: 17 Dec 2005
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| Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 3:03 pm Post subject: Have you heard this one? Star if you think these are funny.? |
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| Some smart ones!! |
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JessieH
Joined: 20 Dec 2005
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| Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:19 am Post subject: Have you heard this one? Star if you think these are funny.? |
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| I want to move so I can shop at that K-Mart |
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Joined: 23 Dec 2005
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| Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:36 am Post subject: Have you heard this one? Star if you think these are funny.? |
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| Wow thats great |
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KimS
Joined: 26 Dec 2005
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| Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 3:53 am Post subject: Have you heard this one? Star if you think these are funny.? |
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| That is sooo funny!!1! I like the pizza one!!!! and the 24/7 one...i think im going to do that sometime |
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cheri
Joined: 29 Dec 2005
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| Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:10 am Post subject: Have you heard this one? Star if you think these are funny.? |
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| Lol i loved it and i thought blonde's were good |
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iNn0c3nt
Joined: 31 Dec 2005
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| Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:27 pm Post subject: Have you heard this one? Star if you think these are funny.? |
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| OMG....THEY ARE SO FREAKIN FUNNY......LOL |
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Goldrake
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 4:43 pm Post subject: Have you heard this one? Star if you think these are funny.? |
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| lol,very funny indeed star. |
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ZoeyHeart
Joined: 06 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:00 pm Post subject: Have you heard this one? Star if you think these are funny.? |
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| I like the one where your sister keeps a lifesaving tool in the trunk. |
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zenia
Joined: 09 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:17 am Post subject: Have you heard this one? Star if you think these are funny.? |
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| yeah they walk among us................totally hilarious |
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phatchick182004
Joined: 12 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:34 am Post subject: Have you heard this one? Star if you think these are funny.? |
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| Lol, these are awesome! |
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