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[tarkiak]

tarus here. thats creepy. but i do not live in millwalkee ( or however thats spelled) and i hate the bar, and i do not wish i was God. everything else came kinda close.what are you?

[HollaO3]

Hahathat was semi cuteI'm a Sagittarius..Hell no I'm not hitting a spider with my handsother wise somewhat on point with the rest..it made me chuckle..you forgot to put will phuk up anyone that talks ish about them...watch yourself..holla@urgirl ;O

[PontificalPape]

Um, I'm a leo and that is about as opposite of me as one can get...

[peonies19]

I am Taurus, Your description is not me not even my alter ego.

[JJ]

Taurus, and it doesn't describe me.

[shygal]

Aquarius....and I don't like to run around naked!

[evilmidgetpidgeon]

im an aquraius and yes i somewhat agree. ok i agree a lot!

[Darshana]

Capricorn

[NIFfickle]

SagittariusSagittarians are born adventurers.( I am A naturist That very Adventurous) They like smashing spiders with their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night with the lights out. (Yeap)They would sooner sustain crippling injury than do anything the easy way. (Yeap)Sagittarians love to entertain their friends, family, and total strangers. (YEAP especially while naked) This often includes transvesticism.Nearly every Sagittarian was born into the wrong gender. (Nope)Sagittarians are loud and have no social graces. (not so)They seek to offend.(not SO) Sagittarians usually have nicknames like Thunderpooper or Vomitus (Nah) (((Maximus YES max fun while naked oudoors))). Animals and small children love Sagittarians. (I guess so IDK)This is unfortunate since adults usually hate them. However, Sagittarians make excellent circus freaks( NOPE not a freak or vagrant). Sagittarians use interpretive dance to describe philosophical concepts. (I love naked danceing at full moon around fires does that count )Buttons and bumper stickers with rude sayings on them are a trademark of the Sagittarian.(maybe I did make a bumper sticker kinda that says NIF) They throw food at expensive restaurants and ask lots of questions in the middle of church. (NOPE)Don't ever bring a Sagittarius home to meet your parents. He or she will tie up your mother and pants your dad. (HAHA All getting naked funny)Famous Sagittarians include the Geo Metro. (hahaha I have a GEO Prizm)The holiday during which the sun is in Sagittarius is Thanksgiving. (YEAP)This is highly appropriate since everyone eats until they're sick and passes out while a bunch of cross-dressers and huge inflatable things wander through the streets of New York, (I don't get this one)NY the most Sagittarian town in the universe. (((Really Why I can guess that they are consieved on or about St .Pat's day (GO IRISH))))The Shriners driving around in the tiny little cars are a very Sagittarian image. Even more so if there's a ridiculously busty woman stuffed into the car as well. (HAHAHA I LIkeY BUSTY Expecially MY LOVE fickleNIF♥™ another Sagittaruis HMMM..A Sagittarius is always a better Madonna than Madonna. Men can pull off sequins, and women can pull off construction helmets. The Sagittarius is incapable of being unhip.(NO I am hip to be naked so that very hip)

[aussiegirl_aka_shygirl]

LMFAO! I'm a Cancerian and my husband is a Pisces...lucky for him, he won't ever get run over by a truck!!

[CrazygirlakaGT]

the canser one discribes me alot......buuuttttt, not compleatly. i'm not a slob, tho my consept of 'fasion' is weird. and i'm not a compleat doormat!!Fun read!!ALL of thoes are funny!

[jst_askn]

virgo and yes...hilarious!!!

[mayrav]

wow alot words im naked? well i like to be sometimes i love parties ALOT!!!

[stevene]

libra.

[Starr]

I am a Libra, and that was WAY off.