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Berries · Joined: 22 May 2005 Posts: 5

LOL that's funny. Well you do fart MORE when you are asleep because that is when you are most relaxed.Try not to fall asleep in public places and you will find a girl that will like you for you... (YES, even if you fart a lot at night.)

ae_los3r · Joined: 23 May 2005 Posts: 5

if you want to stop doing this all together.. watch what you eat. many foods make you do this unlike others. look online and see what you can cut down on to control your problem

Mike7525 · Joined: 23 May 2005 Posts: 5

something you are eating is not being digested properly, causing your "gas". Ask your doc to do tests and tell you what foods to avoid. That should solve it. And GET MORE SLEEP so you don't fall asleep in class. I am thinking you seem to be able to control it when you are awake ???

alienware2014 · Joined: 24 May 2005 Posts: 2

lol thats so funnyur buddy is an ass***

gremlingts · Joined: 25 May 2005 Posts: 5

Do you drink alot of soda's? If so, it's the corn syrup causing it, it is an indigestible part of anything with corn starch in it. If you stop drinking so much, you will probably stop having so much gas. Or any junk food with corn starch, causes gas. Cut back, and you'll see a drop in the gas production. As for your buddy...revenge is a dish best served C-O-L-D. I'd wait until you can get the perfect payback on him without him knowing. Since he didn't own up to it, ya owe him one, but make it a good one. Very Happy

- The Gremlin Guy -

JohnS7141 · Joined: 25 May 2005 Posts: 4

regwoman123 · Joined: 26 May 2005 Posts: 1

It sounds like you have gas problem. I have a problem too. I was told to take a probiotic, a supplement. Look into probiotics on the web, and get into Healthy stuff.

tishb · Joined: 26 May 2005 Posts: 2

umm keep teling the truth and hope your believed?.Dude that is so wrong but it is hilarious...keep up the good farting lol

roberth · Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 3

PERHAPS ONE DAY THEY WILL COME UP WITH A PRODUCT CALLED FART AWAY. UNTIL THEN IM AFRAID YOUR JUST STUCK. AS FAR AS YOUR GIRL FRIENDS GO JUST GIVE THEM A GAS MASK BEFORE YOU GO TO BED. IF THEY ASK WHY JUST SAY YOULL FIND OUT. BOB

WiseBonzai · Joined: 28 May 2005 Posts: 8

Do what my hubby did. Record 4 straight minutes of farting and write a cd! You have a gift, my friend...use it well.On a serious level, I am the wife of the stinkiest butt this side of the Saskatoons.I fed him Beano and it made it worse!Our 3rd date, he lifts a leg and lets loose, and I almost fainted. I had to join in and learn to enjoy the funny side of things...let me tell you about the Wal Mart Fart.The Wal Mart Fart dropped a teenage girl, after it was left in an aisle and the farter (who I will not name) walked away acting as if she did nothing.The teenage girl followed down the aisle, dropped to her knees and began making vomitous noises...lol...and so the farter blamed her partner and he took it like a man.You are a gifted man, or better yet, you have a gifted rearend. Enjoy it before it wears out.I'd cut down on garlic, beans, anything gaseous, and MILK. Milk products seem to be the culprit with hubby, as well as coffee non-dairy creamer. A loud and obnoxious component in the gas infestation.Good luck to you...but don't look at it like a bad thing. You are truly gifted if you can lay out an entire college class. Smile

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slappingdummyman4653 · Joined: 28 May 2005 Posts: 2

Go see a doctor about that problem. I have the same problem but I have a pretty clean cut image & I'm quick on my thoughts & when I'm somewhere & do that and someone close to me says something I reply by saying if I did it I 'd probably have put my head down or left but usually the person that does it is the first to complain trying to blame somebody. They feel so embarrased that they get up & leave.There are always ways around everything.

hal · Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 3

don't sleep in class ,do light exercises before sleeping at night and change your food habits

pinkcptn · Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 2

Some people just tend to have more gas than others. If you do not like being Mr. Pootie watch what you eat. Stay away from gassy foods. Do not eat late then go to bed. And purchase some BEANO right away. Being a female, stinking farts ARE a big turnoff!!!

chantillylace · Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 4

gas is usually a product of having eating something containing rancid oil (you'd be surprised how quickly oil becomes rancid; although still useable, with no particular characteristics that would indicate that it has gone bad). Rancid oil is difficult to digest, so you might watch your fried food intake, or how your oil is stored or be more aware of foods that are know to cause gas - beans, of course, salads and dairy. Your gassy problem can also indicate an alergy - a very common one is being lactose intolerant. You can look into using digestive enzymes to be taken after/before you eat like "bean-o" or those you can find with a broader spectrum of help that you can find at a health food store.Bottom line, (no pun intended-ha ha) is you have a digestive problem.

theocor · Joined: 31 May 2005 Posts: 5

It might be what you ate, If you have bloating, pressure and plenty of gas,go to Walgreen or Rite-Aid and get some Gas-X medicine, that'll help, or take Maalox.good luck....