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f1point4
Joined: 04 May 2005
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 Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 8:40 am Post subject: Why do I fart in my sleep? |
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| I have this problem of farting while I'm asleep. I've had several girlfriends tell me about my farting escapades while sleeping. I've even lost a few because of that. The worst time was one time I was taking a real estate course that had about 25 people in it including my buddy who sat beside me. I dosed off in class only to be awakened by him. I asked him was I snoring? He said no but you cut 2 loud farts. I looked around the class and everyone was looking at me with disgusting looks on their faces. Then later on in the classs, my buddy cut a silent but deadly fart while sitting next to me, when the smell hit me I said aww shucks and as the smell hit the others, they all started saying how disgusting I was. Then the instructor asked me to the hall and told me that she would not tolerate such behavior and that if it happens again that she would have to put me out of the class. I could not convince her that my buddy did it. What should I do to my buddy about this? |
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titans1
Joined: 04 May 2005
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| Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 11:17 pm Post subject: Why do I fart in my sleep? |
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| ha! |
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holliepubes
Joined: 05 May 2005
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| Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 1:54 pm Post subject: Why do I fart in my sleep? |
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| me too |
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peaches6
Joined: 06 May 2005
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| Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 4:31 am Post subject: Why do I fart in my sleep? |
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| You're full of. . . gas |
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smith11v
Joined: 06 May 2005
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| Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 7:09 pm Post subject: Why do I fart in my sleep? |
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| because ur fat |
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Kimie
Joined: 07 May 2005
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| Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 9:46 am Post subject: Why do I fart in my sleep? |
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I think we all fart in our sleep, after all farting is natural  |
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fighterfish
Joined: 08 May 2005
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| Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 12:23 am Post subject: Why do I fart in my sleep? |
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| because you'r to polite to let it 'rip'in front of people??ha,ha |
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RoadHouse
Joined: 08 May 2005
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| Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 3:00 pm Post subject: Why do I fart in my sleep? |
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| LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS @ FUNNY!!!!!!!!! Go eating beans. |
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sweetbaby
Joined: 09 May 2005
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| Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 5:37 am Post subject: Why do I fart in my sleep? |
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| eat beans for lunch |
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lorennys2002
Joined: 09 May 2005
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| Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 8:15 pm Post subject: Why do I fart in my sleep? |
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| cause ur body is relaxed so u tend to let loose...LMAO..everybody does that... |
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Danny8677
Joined: 10 May 2005
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| Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 10:52 am Post subject: Why do I fart in my sleep? |
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| Oh my gosh. Your a beast !!!! |
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LaxLaxStfu
Joined: 11 May 2005
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| Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 1:29 am Post subject: Why do I fart in my sleep? |
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| i dont think you can do anything about it... |
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MrElf
Joined: 11 May 2005
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| Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 4:06 pm Post subject: Why do I fart in my sleep? |
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| Throw cookies at him.. BURNtWant me to put him on the Naughty list? That will sure tell him to turn around and apologize for his unnoble mistake!Merry Christmas! |
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Nicki
Joined: 12 May 2005
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| Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:43 am Post subject: Why do I fart in my sleep? |
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| Boys are disgusting, just beat your buddy up. |
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MistiM
Joined: 12 May 2005
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| Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 9:21 pm Post subject: Why do I fart in my sleep? |
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| drink more water and cut down on the broccoli!! |
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